Archive for September, 2009

World of Warcraft New Expansion Speculations

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Wow.com has gotten an inside scoop from “multiple sources close to the situation” regarding the new races in the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion. According to these sources the expansion, which is supposedly called Cataclysm, will to introduce a new race to both the Alliance and Horde. What are these races you ask? Well just keep on reading to find out, or don’t if you hate spoilers.

New WoW races rumored to be in Cataclysm expansion:

Horde: Goblins

Alliance: Worgen

No official word has come out from Blizzard as to whether or not the rumors are true, and it’s likely that confirmation of this will come during Blizzcon. We’ll keep you posted as more details are made available.

Anthony says:I’m not sure I understand why either of these races might be the ones they choose to make playable. Goblins are neutral, so making them a playable race for only one faction would tarnish that part of the game, while the addition of Worgens would just be odd because they are just a random monster in the game. If I could have had my choice I’d go with Ogres for the Horde and Murlocs for the Alliance. But then again, I’m a little partial to Murlocs…and Alliance.
Article Source: www.gamespy.com.

Maybe it's me..

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

I’ve had this feeling for a while and I’ve been struggling to categorize exactly what it was. Finally after long bouts of soul searching and drinking really cheap vodka that comes in bottleswhere the word “vodka” is actually misspelled, I’ve been able determine what it is.
I’m just not impressed.
The quality and concept behind some of the most “impressive” and “popular” games out there have left me feeling a bit out of the loop as of late, and at first I thought that maybe it was just me. That *I* was losing my gaming mojo.

I mean let’s face it; I don’t like or “get” 99% of the “most popular” games out there, and try as I do to play them and enjoy them, they leave me feeling bored, or at the very best blas about the experience. Like a rerun of an old favorite series that you know you’ve seen but don’t remember. Everything seems familiar and you “knew” what to expect, yet the actual memory of your first time watching it was missing.
Of course, it could be that I’m just getting old too. But still for sake of argument, and the fact that I don’t want to even begin comprehending “old wrinkly balls” – so lets look at some of the more popular games out there and why I just can’t get excited anymore…
….without the help of special medication and little blue pills.
Gears of War – Game of the year. A much anticipated sequel. Impossibly muscled action figures that make me weep for my girlish arms and ability to scratch my own back without strangling myself with my manly biceps.
This game is more popular than the first girl in the sixth grade to get boobs.

And I simply cannot get into it.
The running, the ducking, the sliding behind cover, it all just feels complicated and forced. Like the game itself wants to do more than you comfortably can with a controller. It tries to fit so much into one tiny space that it ends up cluttered and confining like any second your uber tough space marine alien fighter guy is going to step on a Lego and hop around like a wounded rhino.
The tough space marine who doesn’t take orders and does things his own way without regard to society or authority, but secretly has a heart of gold and always does the right thing.
How original. Pair him with a spirited dog or precocious lil’ kid and you’ve got a Disney movie.
The characters are two dimensional and over used. Fighting aliens always sucks because I can’t stand huckin’ glowing balls of plasma at some giant scorpion looking thing with a mostly human head. Nothing sucks me in, nothing appeals to me and as much as this game is recommended and hyped?
I just can’t frigging play it, and to steal from Darammer who has been shamelessly stealing from David Spade and getting this bit lodged in my head?
“Fighting monsters with things popping out at you in a game that’s really hyped? I liked it better the first time when it was called DOOM 3.”
Burnout and newer “Racing” games – Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE racing games. In fact I think that the “Flat Out” series is one of the best car games available and play it every chance that I get with the boys at GamePlayersAnonymous.
And by play it I mean I drive around the track the wrong way and take out RoadRunner in a bone crunching head on collision so that other people have a chance to win for once because Ol’Jedi Beard practices daily and nightly just to make us all look bad.
But I digress.
It has everything I love in a racing game, (namely violence and destruction) amazing graphics and it is fun to play. I know, I know – the Burnout series has a TON of violence and crashes and there is even a “crash mode” for epic sized pile ups!

It isn’t the same.
The new trend in racing games is to be uber real without being realistic. The hottest cars ripped right from a freeze framed copy of the latest Fast and The Furious spin off. Blinding speed as the scenery blurs by in a smear of lights and turns that you were supposed to make. Cars take huge amounts of damage before resetting themselves and looking brand new…
…and none of it is playable. The blurring scenery is too much for my colorblind eyes and gives me nothing to focus on. I can’t tell guard rail from “crashable” fence until my driver is impaled through the asscrack with a handicapped sign. Cars take damage but the effects are cosmetic and temporary, unlike the Flat-out Series where if you lose a tire, your car handles like a hyperactive kid with epilepsy.
I LIKE t-boning someone, having them drive off and passing them only to see that they are missing a door, their tires are wobbling on bent axles and there isn’t a window left unshattered as black smoke and fire pour from the engine.
It gives me a sense of accomplishment.
Newer car games focus on the speed and not on the game, and as much as they are popular I’d rather wrap my REAL car around a tree then play them.
The Witcher (Yes, I tried it on your many recommendations.) – Longest starting “cut scene” ever. I’m not lying, it was like 10 minutes long, and while it was cool to watch that nagging “Haven’t I seen this?” feeling just wouldn’t go away.
The main character has amnesia (*GROAN*) and really long white anime hair which instantly made me want to not be happy honorable shamed satisfied most honorably, but I stuck with it because it came recommended by so many. He’s the gruff and tough yet noble warrior with no memory who’s just trying to track down his past and maybe, just maybe…
…atone for it.
The game play itself isn’t bad. Interesting and non-standard combat system. Customizable items and recipes and an inventory of what you can carry in a realistic sense. It reminded me heavily of Oblivion with a touch of Dungeon Siege thrown in.
But it isn’t great or ground breaking and it doesn’t suck me in for hours at a time to the point where my wife is upset that I just spent 13 hours playing a game and didn’t realize it. I miss that feeling.
Of course, on the upside?
Sex, nudity, real vulgar swearing and colorful language usage, bar fights, prostitution and naughty cut scenes ripe with grunting and nipples.

So..ya know. Still playing it for now, and the jury is still deciding it’s fate. But I do know this – it isn’t going to be a favorite or even a contender for the favorite’s list. Like I said, maybe it is me. I’m changing, maturing (ha) and want more out of a game.
Or maybe they’ve just been sucking.
-Coyote
Article Source: www.tentonhammer.com.

What Makes Drakan the Best Fantasy Game Series Eve

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

I have worked as a regional freelance journalist for the past three years, and have been a contributor to Associated Content since October of 2006. The following is a comparison of several aspects of the two journalistic forms.
Upfront Money: Hands down in favor of regional freelance journalism. While Associated Contents’ length requirements are much smaller than traditional printed press (approximately 1/3,) a 1500 word freelance article will net you $50-$250. 1500 words written for AC will, in all likelihood, will net you approximately $15 upfront cash, or $0.01 per word, compared to a traditional freelance article where you will earn $0.03-$0.16 per word.
Residual Money over Time: Hands down in favor of Associated Content. I currently have 40 articles fermenting on my CP page, all of which still get page views. My most successful Associated Content article: “Top 10 Ways Myspace Can Ruin Your Life”, has easily made as much money from performance pay as I would have made from a low paying freelance article. Further, “Top 5 Ways World of Warcraft Can Ruin Your Life” has doubled the initial surge felt by the Myspace article. In traditional freelance journalism, you are unlikely to see another penny after your initial payment.
Availability of Work: Again, hands down to Associated Content. While freelancing for a traditional print magazine pays considerably more, their need for content and writers is considerably less. The maximum amount of articles you can sell usually breaks down to 1/issue. That’s one article per month with max pay $250 for a monthly magazine, if you can beat all the other journalists to the job. With Associated Content, the sky is the limit; write as many articles as you like.
Article Source: www.associatedcontent.com

NFL Punter Changing Name to “Warcraft”?

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Star NFL punter Chris Kluwe is trying to spice up his position with a gaming name-change.
When your position’s primary role is surrendering the ball to the other team on fourth down, you’re not typically the most admired player on the gridiron. Such is the life of the NFL punter.
Minnesota Viking’s Chris Kluwe, an avid Guitar Hero and World of Warcraft gamer, won’t settle for smashing NFL and team punting records to fulfill his dreams. Following in the footsteps of another player, Johnson joked on his personal radio show in Minnesota that a name change could draw attention and advertising dollars.
“Back when [Bengals receiver] Chad Johnson changed his name to Ocho Cinco, I told the guys at 93X that I was going to change my name to Chris ‘World of Warcraft’. They said that’s too long. So they started calling me Chris ‘Warcraft.’ I could make a lot of money if I changed my name to that.”
Perhaps this epic name change will get the punter some attention for being the team’s best punter in history at the young age of 27.
“When I come in, it’s pretty much a signal for everybody to get up, grab a beer and go to the bathroom,” he noted. “But that’s the life of an NFL punter, I guess.”

Article Source: www.escapistmagazine.com.